Worthless Stuff

Just the other night I found myself sitting around trying to find something interesting on TV to watch, and I couldn't come up with a thing. Then out of nowhere I found the greatest little program ever created. The show was called "Cheaters", and it's apparently been on TV for a long time., however this was my first full length viewing of it.

We've all made fun of Jerry Springer for his TV show, but this one might take late night TV to a new all-time low. Jerry wasn't even late night, so already it's better than Cheaters. However, this show has all the entertainment value that one can ask for at midnight.

I'm not sure how they choose people for a show like this, but from what I saw, the people on the show really don't need Cheaters to tell them their boyfriend/girlfriend are cheating on them. This particular episode had James, the bathroom attendant, suspecting his girlfriend was cheating on him. So lets break it down for James and tell him where he might be going wrong.

1. Your a bathroom attendant. How many chicks find that glamorous?
2. She's working late nights, and she's a real estate agent. How many houses have you bought past midnight?
3. You've gotten a call from Cheaters and they want you to be on the show. Ummm, a clue maybe?
4. You called Cheaters, why the hell would you call this low budget show if you didn't already think she was cheating.

So as you can expect, James girlfriend was in fact cheating, or as she put it "not dealing with his drunk ass shit anymore". Lets all keep in mind that James was a bathroom attendant, and he had the guts to call Cheaters and admit to the world his career choice. However it didn't end up so well for James, because not only did he see the truth, which he could have seen for himself had he just followed her to "work" and owned an extremely cheap video camera, but he got beaten up by the other dude on TV. That's right James thought he was the man and tried to fight a real man. After a beat down, James decided he didn't want to be on TV anymore and took off his equipment and left the scene. James that was the best move you made all day.

In all it was a great hour of TV. Watching something like this can really make you feel much better about your own life. If I were you I would take a peak at Cheaters, it's full of late night entertainment and you'll no doubt yell out "You Moron" a few times. If f doesn't make you feel better about your life, it will at least make  you feel smarter.